Its like the fine print at the very bottom of the release form you're asked to sign, or whatever.

Due to extreme circumstances, incidents of fire related to viewing of this or any other website hosted on typhoon shall be the sole responsibility of the viewer. May cause death, or certain sexual side effects. If you are pregnant, or know someone who is, you should not use typhoon. Drinking bananna juice while viewing sites hosted on typhoon has been linked to rapid hair loss.