I fear what color my toenails could be, but I can't see them past my enlarged thighs and ankles! I thought my lack of sleeping abilities was due to the endless siren informing me of the typhoon outage, but once my ears inflamed, I no longer had any excuse. In a rage, I flung myself into the toxic, icy depths of a nearby body of water, which probably caused my hyperventilation and uncontrollable shivering; but who knows, as the stress from these forty-five minutes of downtime also gave me a plethora of stomach pain. Or maybe I'm a rare case...
Although, typhoon withdrawal must also cause one to count incorrectly... as the first commenter did not include herself among the typhoon watchers...