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2005.03.08 @ 00:24:12 Letter to the President

January 31, 1829
Martin Van Buren
Govenor of New York

To President Jackson:

The canal system of this country is being threatened by a new form of transportation known as "railroads." The federal government must preserve the canals for the following reasons:

One. If canal boats are supplanted by "railroads," serious unemployment will result. Captains, cooks, drivers, hostelers, repairmen and dock tenders will be left without means of livelihood, not to mention the numerous farmers now employed in growing hay for the horses.

Two. Boat builders would suffer and towline, whip and harness makers would be left destitute.

Three. Canal boats are absolutely essential to the defense of the United States. In the event of the expected trouble with England, the Erie Canal would be the only means by which we could ever move the supplies so vital to waging modern war.

As you may well know, Mr. President, "railroad" carriages are pulled at the enormous speed of fifteen miles per hour by "engines" which, in addition to endangering life and limb of passengers, roar and snort thier way through the countryside, setting fire to crops, scaring livestock and frightening women and children. The Almighty surely never intended that people should travel at such breakneck speed.

Comments:
2005.03.09 @ 00:50:59
Re: Letter to the President
Dan says:

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/vanburen.htm

2005.03.09 @ 03:01:21
Re: Letter to the President
David says:

Interesting. One strike against the author of the book who made reference to that. It did seem a little far fetched, but still within the possibility of truth. One strike against me for posting it too.

2005.03.10 @ 01:10:20
Re: Letter to the President
Dan says:

It happens to the best of us. I've heard my pastor us urban legends in his sermons on several occasions (not anything central to the sermon, but as peripheral -- real life examples and whatnot (though they're not exactly real-life examples, considering)). I've especially caught my mom, a chronic e-mail forwarder.