First off, in reference to the last 'lesson learned', hair dryers work great for drying one's swim suit.

I had something of a very weird dream last night. I don't remember all of it, but here's what I do remember. Al & I are racing through the woods with some other guy that we're trying to beat. I think we were running, but I don't remember for sure. We're winning. We come upon this creek to cross, and somehow I have my guitar with me, and while crossing this creek I had to throw the guitar up ahead of me and then climb after it. The way the guitar landed half of it was in the water, and the neck of the guitar broke off. I pick it up and am a little dissatisfied that I had just put new strings on the guitar. As we're walking back I mention to Al that I'll have to buy a whole new neck and re-string it, and his reply is that I should just glue it back together - he used some name for a type of glue that I don't recall now.

That's all I remember. I checked, and the guitar is in one piece :).